You know what, I need a distraction. When I feel this way (it has been happening more and more since, oh, November), my go-to strategy is "watching Star Trek." And no, not on Paramount Pus, the most awful streaming service ever created (I have given up cataloging the multifarious ways it can break on me, and I am only still subscribed because I split it three ways), but on disc.
Taste the rainbow of actually good Star Trek!
Brief Physical Media Interlude
Optical discs are little miracles, really. You buy a thing once, do not pay a recurring subscription fee, and you now own, in essential perpetuity, a nigh-on perfect copy of the thing you love, in this case, Star Trek TOS-TNG-DS9-VOY-ENT. The Blu-Ray discs of TOS-TNG-ENT are gloriously good in terms of both video (1080p with cleaned up special effects) and audio (DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1 channel audio mixes). Even the DVDs of DS9 and VOY are pretty good, with Dolby Digital 5.1 channel audio mixes and video that... well, it's better than the original broadcast and certainly better than the absolutely horrid streams on Paramount Plus. And the movies have finally been released in very good form in the 4K UHD disc versions now available. The optical disc releases of Star Trek are basically the best thing Paramount has ever done with the franchise, if you ask me, at least since the 90s.
Back to the show
So I was watching Star Trek with my son, and he wanted to watch "The Wounded," S4E12. Great, good taste, little one. But popping in the disc (Season 4 Disc 3), I was like "Damn! This is a killer disc!" It includes (with our ratings in parenthesis):
S4E11 Data's Day (8)
S4E12 The Wounded (9)
S4E13 Devil's Due (6)
S4E14 Clues (7)
S4E15 First Contact (10)
Now, maybe you will say "but there is only one "10" rated episode. True enough. But this disc has no stinkers (I love "Devil's Due" and view it as a wonderful TOS-style throwback) and it has one truly quintessential TNG episode in "First Contact." Then you've got: the "Piller Filler" smorgasbord "Data's Day;" anti-war/racism meditation "The Wounded" (which introduces the decidedly pink Cardassians with Marc Alaimo in the guest spot); and the fun mystery romp "Clues." It's got entertainment in spades, variety in tone, and excellence in execution (like most of season four). You could pop this disc in and make a day of it.
Kevin's Pick
S3E20 Tin Man (6)
S3E21 Hollow Pursuits (10)
S3E22 The Most Toys (8)
S3E23 Sarek (8)
S3E24 Menage a Troi (3)
So if I'm putting on a whole disc, it's for background comfort. I'm folding laundry or grading papers or something. This disc (Season 3, Disc 5) is great because it runs the gamut. Tin Man is also a TOS throwback of a story. Hollow Pursuits, The Most Toys, and Sarek are all classic episodes. If we were grading them again, I think Most Toys might actually get a 5 from me for Saul Rubinek alone. And yes, Menage a Troi is a bad episode, but it's delightfully bad. It's bad with a big, bold smile on its face. And I love Lwaxana even when she is...not being served well by the script, let's call it. This is the quintessential TNG disc because it contains the good, the bad, and importantly, the cheesy. Tin Man and Menage are a lost style of episode in modern Trek. They wear their hearts and lunacy, respectively, on their sleeves. I can watch Menage and shake my head at how bad it is, but it's my bad show, not someone else's. This one is the disc I can take an edible and enjoy a rainy Saturday afternoon. There are better episodes, but when I watch those, it's because I want to watch that episode. This is the nice, comforting sampler platter.
Honorable Mentions
Another disc Kevin and I batted around was Season 3, Disc 3:
S3E11 | The Hunted | (5) | ||||||||||||||||||
S3E12 | The High Ground | (4) | ||||||||||||||||||
S3E13 | Deja Q | (10) | ||||||||||||||||||
S3E14 | A Matter of Perspective | (8) | ||||||||||||||||||
S3E15 | Yesterday's Enterprise | (10) |
Which is an interesting case, because of course it has two "top ten" type episodes, and personal favorite of mine "A Matter of Perspective." It's the other two that complicate the case. Both are fairly memorable and not by any means bad, they're just not great. "The Hunted" of course has James Cromwell being tall and vaguely villainous as per usual, and "The High Ground" is an episode that has grown in my estimation since being exposed to incessant seasons of glib, violent, idea-free "Star Trek" from Kurtzman and his company of trained typewriting howler monkeys.
Another disc we discussed was Season 5, Disc 1, containing:
S5E1 | Redemption, Part 2 | (8) | |||||||||||||||||||
S5E2 | Darmok | (8) | |||||||||||||||||||
S5E3 | Ensign Ro | (7) | |||||||||||||||||||
S5E4 | Silicon Avatar | (10) | |||||||||||||||||||
S5E5 | Disaster | (7) |
This disc is a "high batting average" disc. It only has one ten, but never dips below a seven. Is it hampered by having a part two? Perhaps. Which also perhaps hamstrings Season 4, Disc 1, despite containing two of my very favorite episodes, "Family" and "Remember Me":
S4E1 | Best of Both Worlds, Part. 2 | (8) | ||||||||||||
S4E2 | Family | (10) | ||||||||||||
S4E3 | Brothers | (7) | ||||||||||||
S4E4 | Suddenly Human | (4) | ||||||||||||
S4E5 | Remember Me | (10) |
Conclusion
Is anyone still reading our blog? Who can say. Does anyone still use physical media? Is that even less likely? Either way, we welcome comments nominating other favorite discs of TNG. Here, for $h!#$ and giggles, is the entire list, broken up by disc. Enjoy!
S1E1 | Encounter at Farpoint | 8 |
S1E2 | The Naked Now | 5 |
S1E3 | Code of Honor | 2 |
S1E4 | The Last Outpost | 6 |
S1E5 | Where No One Has Gone Before | 8 |
S1E6 | Lonely Among Us | 4 |
S1E7 | Justice | 4 |
S1E8 | The Battle | 7 |
S1E9 | Hide and Q | 8 |
S1E10 | Haven | 5 |
S1E11 | The Big Goodbye | 6 |
S1E12 | Datalore | 4 |
S1E13 | Angel One | 2 |
S1E14 | 11001001 | 8 |
S1E15 | Too Short A Season | 5 |
S1E16 | When The Bough Breaks | 6 |
S1E17 | Home Soil | 5 |
S1E18 | Coming of Age | 6 |
S1E19 | Heart of Glory | 6 |
S1E20 | Arsenal Of Freedom | 6 |
S1E21 | Symbiosis | 5 |
S1E22 | Skin of Evil | 6 |
S1E23 | We'll Always Have Paris | 6 |
S1E24 | Conspiracy | 10 |
S1E25 | The Neutral Zone | 6 |
S2E1 | The Child | 6 |
S2E2 | Where Silence Has Lease | 6 |
S2E3 | Elementary, Dear Data | 8 |
S2E4 | The Outrageous Okona | 4 |
S2E5 | Loud As A Whisper | 5 |
S2E6 | The Schizoid Man | 7 |
S2E8 | Unnatural Selection | 6 |
S2E9 | A Matter of Honor | 4 |
S2E10 | The Measure of a Man | 9 |
S2E11 | The Dauphin | 6 |
S2E12 | Contagion | 10 |
S2E13 | The Royale | 5 |
S2E14 | Time Squared | 6 |
S2E15 | The Icarus Factor | 6 |
S2E16 | Pen Pals | 7 |
S2E17 | Q Who | 10 |
S2E18 | Samaritan Snare | 4 |
S2E19 | Up The Long Ladder | 4 |
S2E20 | Manhunt | 4 |
S2E21 | The Emissary | 8 |
S2E22 | Peak Performance | 8 |
S2E23 | Shades of Gray | 2 |
S3E1 | Evolution | 8 |
S3E2 | Ensigns of Command | 6 |
S3E3 | The Survivors | 7 |
S3E4 | Who Watches the Watchers | 8 |
S3E5 | The Bonding | 5 |
S3E6 | Booby Trap | 8 |
S3E7 | The Enemy | 6 |
S3E8 | The Price | 6 |
S3E9 | The Vengeance Factor | 5 |
S3E10 | The Defector | 8 |
S3E11 | The Hunted | 5 |
S3E12 | The High Ground | 4 |
S3E13 | Deja Q | 10 |
S3E14 | A Matter of Perspective | 8 |
S3E15 | Yesterday's Enterprise | 10 |
S3E16 | The Offspring | 8 |
S3E17 | Sins of the Father | 9 |
S3E18 | Allegiance | 6 |
S3E19 | Captain's Holiday | 7 |
S3E20 | Tin Man | 6 |
S3E21 | Hollow Pursuits | 10 |
S3E22 | The Most Toys | 8 |
S3E23 | Sarek | 8 |
S3E24 | Menage a Troi | 3 |
S3E25 | Transfigurations | 5 |
S3E26 | Best of Both Worlds, Part 1 | 10 |
S4E1 | Best of Both Worlds, Part. 2 | 8 |
S4E2 | Family | 10 |
S4E3 | Brothers | 7 |
S4E4 | Suddenly Human | 4 |
S4E5 | Remember Me | 10 |
S4E6 | Legacy | 4 |
S4E7 | Reunion | 7 |
S4E8 | Future Imperfect | 7 |
S4E9 | Final Mission | 6 |
S4E10 | The Loss | 6 |
S4E11 | Data's Day | 8 |
S4E12 | The Wounded | 9 |
S4E13 | Devil's Due | 6 |
S4E14 | Clues | 7 |
S4E15 | First Contact | 10 |
S4E16 | Galaxy's Child | 6 |
S4E17 | Night Terrors | 5 |
S4E18 | Identity Crisis | 4 |
S4E19 | Nth Degree | 9 |
S4E20 | Qpid | 8 |
S4E21 | Drumhead | 7 |
S4E22 | Half a Life | 10 |
S4E23 | The Host | 6 |
S4E24 | Mind's Eye | 8 |
S4E25 | In Theory | 6 |
S4E26 | Redemption, Part 1 | 8 |
S5E1 | Redemption, Part 2 | 8 |
S5E2 | Darmok | 8 |
S5E3 | Ensign Ro | 7 |
S5E4 | Silicon Avatar | 10 |
S5E5 | Disaster | 7 |
S5E6 | The Game | 6 |
S5E7 | Unification I | 9 |
S5E8 | Unification II | 6 |
S5E9 | A Matter of Time | 6 |
S5E10 | New Ground | 5 |
S5E11 | Hero Worship | 6 |
S5E12 | Violations | 5 |
S5E13 | Masterpiece Society | 7 |
S5E14 | Conundrum | 7 |
S5E15 | Power Play | 7 |
S5E16 | Ethics | 6 |
S5E17 | The Outcast | 5 |
S5E18 | Cause and Effect | 10 |
S5E19 | First Duty | 9 |
S5E20 | Cost of Living | 2 |
S5E21 | The Perfect Mate | 8 |
S5E22 | Imaginary Friend | 4 |
S5E23 | I Borg | 9 |
S5E24 | The Next Phase | 8 |
S5E25 | The Inner Light | 10 |
S5E26 | Time's Arrow, Part 1 | 8 |
S6E1 | Time's Arrow, Part 2 | 8 |
S6E2 | Realm of Fear | 6 |
S6E3 | Man of the People | 4 |
S6E4 | Relics | 8 |
S6E5 | Schisms | 6 |
S6E6 | True Q | 6 |
S6E7 | Rascals | 6 |
S6E8 | Fistful of Datas | 5 |
S6E9 | Quality of Life | 5 |
S610 | Chain of Command I | 8 |
S6E11 | Chain of Command II | 10 |
S6E12 | Ship in a Bottle | 8 |
S6E13 | Aquiel | 4 |
S6E14 | Face of the Enemy | 6 |
S6E15 | Tapestry | 10 |
S6E16 | Birthright, Part I | 5 |
S6E17 | Birthright, Part II | 4 |
S6E18 | Starship Mine | 8 |
S6E19 | Lessons | 9 |
S6E20 | The Chase | 6 |
S6E21 | Frame of Mind | 9 |
S6E22 | Suspicions | 6 |
S6E23 | Rightful Heir | 7 |
S6E24 | Second Chances | 8 |
S6E25 | Timescape | 6 |
S6E26 | Descent, Part 1 | 6 |
S7E1 | Descent, Part II | 4 |
S7E2 | Liaisons | 4 |
S7E3 | Interface | 5 |
S7E4 | Gambit, Part I | 8 |
S7E5 | Gambit, Part II | 7 |
S7E6 | Phantasms | 6 |
S7E7 | Dark Page | 2 |
S7E8 | Attached | 8 |
S7E9 | Force of Nature | 4 |
S710 | Inheritance | 8 |
S7E11 | Parallels | 9 |
S7E12 | The Pegasus | 10 |
S7E13 | Homeward | 5 |
S7E14 | Sub Rosa | 4 |
S7E15 | Lower Decks | 10 |
S7E16 | Thine Own Self | 6 |
S7E17 | Masks | 4 |
S7E18 | Eye of the Beholder | 8 |
S7E19 | Genesis | 7 |
S7E20 | Journey's End | 6 |
S7E21 | Firstborn | 6 |
S7E22 | Bloodlines | 4 |
S7E23 | Emergence | 5 |
S7E24 | Preemptive Strike | 6 |
S7E25 | All Good Things... | 10 |
Few indeed play tall as well as James Cromwell.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm still here, though it's been a while since I tried commenting on anything. It seems my comments don't get published (so you can imagine my suspense while writing this).
And I agree on the delight of physical discs, and I likewise prefer a physical book to a digital copy for pleasure reading.