Why Star Trek Is Better Than... Star Wars

I like Star Wars. I like Star Wars enough to have pre-ordered the 6-movie Blu-Ray edition coming near the end of this year. I think it's visually splendiferous. Every once in a while, there is a great character on display. I've watched it probably a dozen times in my life, give or take.

But folks, it's no Star Trek.

Pew-pew-pew!

Why, you ask, is Star Trek so much better than Star Wars? I'm happy you asked! [Editor's note: all reasonable people have avoided ever asking his question of a fan of either franchise. But let's play along.] And since everyone loves top ten lists, I'll answer in that tried and true format.





10. It has Multiple Writers

If we learned nothing from the transition from the Original Trilogy to the Prequels, it's that individual writers can fail. As in, fail by forgetting each and every single element of good storytelling they ever knew. It was immediately obvious upon the premiere of Episode 1 (some would argue it was obvious during Jedi) that George Lucas had graduated from being a driven, intense young outsider into being an isolated, out-of-touch, CEO dictator surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. His writing efforts in the prequels were about on par with the novel writing of Saddam Hussein.

Star Trek, perhaps by design, perhaps by the fortunate happenstance of its being episodic television, simply could not function with one writer. Instead, one or several executive producers would guide an entire staff of writers, developing stories and character over seasons. The key here: people will say NO. Wait, you want an animated Jamacian stereotype who tells fart jokes anchoring the first half of your return to cinema? NO. You want your protagonist to be a whiny twerp that no one can identify with or care about? NO. You want the central conflict in the film to be between two CGI armies that are peripheral to the main story? NO.

It might be said that this writing by committee meant that Star Trek suffered from a lack of ambitious storylines. Maybe this is true to a degree. But there were still plenty of good tales told, and no Jar-Jar. So chalk one up for "Trek" over "Wars."

9. Its Aliens Aren't Racist Caricatures

Speaking of Jar-Jar... aliens in Star Trek are definitely more three dimensional and realistic than those in Star Wars. Most aliens in "Wars" are background filler. But when they do get developed? What do we have here:

Jar-Jar is an offensive Jamacian stereotype.

Watto the junk dealer is a pretty awful money-grubbing "semitic" character.

The Neomidians are some "yellow menace" Fu-Manchu style Asian stereotypes.

It just keeps going and going.

This is not to say that Trek never faltered. The Ligonians spring to mind. But generally, alien races in Trek received the benefit of complex cultural backstories, and really never devolved into stereotypes. There was diversity of sentiment and character among Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans, even Ferengi. Also, aliens never suffered from weird accents that only draw comparisons to existing ethnic groups. Aliens on Trek rarely if ever threaten to rip you out of the moment, as they do in "Wars."

8. It's Longer

To be fair, Trek was always going to be longer by virtue of the kind of franchise it is, tough Star Wars is catching up with its "Clone Wars" cartoons and the long-rumored live action TV series. But we can't give something a pass. What's better? More. More is almost always better. More time to develop a world. More time to develop characters. More chances to get the storytelling right. More time to correct the course of the franchise if things go awry.

7. It's Not Driven By Special Effects

Watching any episode of TOS, and indeed most of TNG, will hammer this point home to you. This show is not driven by its effects. That's not to say they're bad. Well, at least not uniformly bad. OK, fine. They're kind of bad. But you know what? Special effects can't make you laugh, or cry, or care about a darned thing. And if you ever doubted this point, I submit to you the three Prequel movies. Only at the end with Episode III was I even threatened by the possibility of caring for a character - but even that was squelched by minute after minute of numbing space battles, CGI monster battles, hell, even the light saber fights got boring after a while. It just felt gratuitous and pointless. It seems like no mere coincidence that, as the effects in the movies improved, the stories got worse.

On the other hand...

Star Trek doesn't have the benefit of dozens of millions of dollars to blow on effects (Well, real Star Trek doesn't, anyway). Instead, it has to make us care about characters, cultures, and organizations.  I cared more about Captain Kirk dodging a foam rock than I ever cared about Obi-Wan MacGregor fighting General Grievously Stupid.

6. Its Politics Make A Lick Of Sense

Ugh. Don't even get me started on the C-Span in space that Episode I turned out to be. But you know what the bigger problem was? If you're going to spend 2 hours on space politics, have them make f-ing sense. Elected queens? Trade federations and the taxation of "space routes?" Slaves who live in nice houses and race hotrods? Galaxy-spanning republics without standing armies? Guilds? Bankers? OMFG, STOP. It is obvious that George Lucas just likes having his characters spew words. Words that sound nice but make no sense.

Star Trek and its producers had a better idea - be very sparing in your mention of these sorts of details. What is the economy of the Federation like? Who knows? But we do know that it has a council, a president, and a bunch of members, kind of like a Galactic UN. That makes sense. Should we get bogged down in details? The answer is an unequivocal No.

5. It's Tied To Earth History

"A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away." You know what this says to me? "Nothing you see here could possibly involve you, the viewer. You have no stake in this."

4. It's Not About WAR

There are people who like war movies. They want every story they are exposed to to contain a war in one way or another. Maybe these people like Star Wars better than Trek. I am not one of these people, however. Do I think war can be an exciting occasion for drama? Sure. But would an entire franchise based on war maintain my interest? No. It's simply not realistic.Wars don't last forever. People get tired of them. You know what I want to know about the Star Wars universe? How was hyperdrive discovered? How did it change the cultures it touched? Who was the first Jedi? What are the philosophical differences between the Sith and the Jedi? How did humans become so ubiquitous in the galaxy? Do you know how many of those questions were answered? None of them. Why? Because I was asked to watch scene after scene of "pew-pew-pew-KABOOM!"

The answer to this is so obvious I can't believe anyone even made this graphic.

Star Trek, apparently, bores the same group of people mentioned above. But it keeps my interest much more easily. There are battles and wars every once in a while. But mostly, there are science fiction stories that describe the universe and its societies, instead of blowing them all up.

3. It Has "Real People" In it

Let's be fair. Star Wars had one real person in it. Han Solo. Everyone else was a guru, a princess, a chosen one, or a wooly mammoth. But Han Solo had a story arc, a motivation which grew and shifted over time, a realistic love interest, and a satisfying growth. So what did Lucas do, once he had the opportunity to monkey with his creation after the fact?

He made Greedo shoot first. Bam. No more character arc for the one truly flawed and human character in his tale.

Humans do it better.

Star Trek, on the other hand, really has only one Jesus character (and the DS9 writers only sprung it on us at the last moment). Everyone else? No destiny. No archetypes. Just real people who want a certain kind of career in a logically coherent organization. Real people with flaws, hopes, dreams, setbacks, and strengths. I've never been a chosen one, or a mysitcal monk, or a giant furry mercenary. I have been someone who has a job, coworkers, skills, and dreams. Thus, Star Trek will always speak more to me than Star Wars.

2. It's Not Based On Magic

What's the most magical thing in the Star Trek universe? The Prophets. But what are they? "Wormhole aliens." They live on a different plane of existence, and thus have a different but ultimately explicable view of the affairs of our universe. Trelane? An adolescent entity that uses machines to focus his natural abilities. The alien tormentors of "Catspaw" aren't magic - they use human memories of magic to make their machinations more scary to their human victims. Ardra is a charlatan who subverts religious stories by using technology to mimic ancient stories.

Star Wars, on the other hand, is magical fantasy through and through.

I own technology. I use it. I don't possess magical abilities, nor have I been convinced in any way that they do or even can exist in our world. Therefore, I can identify and be moved by the stories of Trek to a far greater degree than those of Star Wars. Which brings me to the final reason, which is really just he flip-side of this one...

1. It's Science Fiction


Let me define science fiction for you. Science fiction is a "what if" story in which the effects on humanity of a technology or technologies that currently do not exist are explored. Thus, it is "fiction" that revolves around "science." Let me be clear, though, that I am willing to define these terms broadly. What is science, but human innovation in the quest for truth? Scientia, from the Latin, means truth, after all.  What are humans, except the progeny of Earth? And what is technology, but applied arts and sciences? Techne, from the Greek, means the art or craft of something.

So we see that humans from Earth and technology are the key elements. It should be pretty easy to see what Star Wars is missing, then... humans and technology. Yes, yes, they are called humans. But they have nothing to do with Earth, so they may as well be called Flumans. And yes, they use technology... but the stories do not revolve around the effects that these technologies have on the Flumans. Light sabers and hyperdives may as well be Excalibur and chariots. In fact, the only aspect of the story which could be said to drive the tale as a whole is the Force, which is a magical story element through and through, not a technological one (even with the unbelievably hackneyed addition of "midichlorians" to the mix). You're born with it or you aren't. You can't pick it up as you go, as you could with a technology. You're not rewarded for your smarts or your merit. It's just dumb luck.

Star Trek, on the other hand, is science fiction. Humans are at the core of the story, springing from an alternate future which is changed by technology. What technology? Well, warp drive and antimatter power are the biggies. Essentially unlimited energy changes humanity in some key ways (and wonderful ones, at that). From this backdrop, many other "what if" stories are told, touching on artificial intelligence, immortality, alien encounters, matter transportation, universal translation, and all other manner of science-based gewgaws.

This is (and could probably only be) a personal opinion, but I find Sci-Fi more engaging than Fantasy. I'll very likely never ride a dragon, nor rescue a princess. But I use technology all the time, and I've personally witnessed "what if" scenarios writ large in real life with several life changing technologies and their effects on humanity (the Internet being the obvious one, but also cellphones, microwave ovens, liquid crystal displays, rechargeable batteries, among many others). So why not stretch the boundaries a little further and wonder "what if" with respect to a new energy source, or a new means of travel in space, or a new means of communicating with other species?

Face facts, folks. Star Trek has and hopefully always will speak more to the human condition than Star Wars ever could. Star Wars is a fun trifle, a nice piece of eye candy with a kick-ass soundtrack. But Star Trek nourishes the intellect and the soul, and is darned entertaining to boot.

Keep on Trekking!